My best

I think it was Tuesday when I came out of the house and it was around 6 o'clock. No one was home. I ate with my ear and checked this and the telegram. In the window of the house, I saw someone in front of me. At first, I thought I was wrong, but then when I looked carefully, I saw that it was not real. I was going back and forth, I was getting mental, I pulled, I spat down, and I started to sneeze dead. I was scared, the woman laughed and I continued to clap.