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Hello, service to all Mr. Jaghi and Ms. Hashari. First of all, I would like to say that this text that I wrote has only a humorous aspect and you can not play with it. That's dude was Caspian. What was Shakespeare? I'm not expecting a text with excellent writing from me. Funny and sexy Seximo Weston to write about eating 1 mobile, sir, at that time, our only desire to buy a mobile phone was to look super with it, we had no other goal. The first second we were trying to find a sexy site. Ironically, at night we were at the house of a guest. Half an hour had passed since we were present at the party, and we were busy saying that we were philosophical. We were the ones who wanted to see a movie. We listened to Handsfree and went to a movie. We made a good choice and then we built a bridge. The woman was sighing and sighing from the very beginning. I glanced at everyone who was staring at me. I had not connected the handsfree to my mobile phone with your permission. I was frightened and ran away. I was just praying that the party would not end and that we would not go home. We arrived at the house before it was torn. I don't remember much. I just know that the first night I took my mobile phone and I was lying on the floor for two or three days in pain. 2 bathrooms. We satisfied one of the comrades and we went to the bathroom of Khoshtak Hamoono school and we were busy. His own delusion was that someone was saying that you have children, what kind of wedge do you eat? We were frightened. The two of us said at the same time, "Nothing. I personally opened the door and ran away." But well, my friend was never that old man. 3 times, with a thousand misfortunes, we made 30 tomans. Let's go for the first time. We were not more than 17 years old. And I was about to run away when he said, "Come inside, we went inside this house." Pekundi put 30 tomans in the palm of my hand and kicked me out. Well, I said a lot.