On the contrary, I always woke up early in the morning. I glanced at my watch.
Now that I was awake, he was asleep.
It was 2:8 in the morning, but I guessed it was close to XNUMX in the morning.
I got up and slapped my face and ate my breakfast. I turned on the TV out of boredom.
I saw something cut my floor.
The TV was showing a sexy movie. At first I thought maybe the satellite was on, but it was not.
I said to myself, "Spit on Gort. America is a coward. See how he has changed TV programs."
We also sat down and turned the networks up and down for an hour.
Slowly, I put on my clothes and put on the glasses I had just taken yesterday, and I came out.
I was still wondering how this traitorous America changed TV programs when I saw something else.
Neighboring man and woman in the middle of the hall were naked on each other and now do and who do not.
I took a look at them and (from the looks that Mr. Donkey gives to his owner.) I said to myself - you want to make your wife a good man. Well done. Do not enter the scene.
In short, we got in the car and walked down the street.
I came out of the alley and oh, do not look at the bad day. (What a bad day. The day is so good.
I saw 1 men and 2 or 3 women running naked.
The further I went, the more they became.
For a moment a thought came to my mind.
Yes its true . These are all effects of these glasses.
I quickly took off my glasses and looked outside again. But (fortunately) no change was made. I did this a few more times, but again nothing happened.
So this issue had nothing to do with my glasses. At that moment, another thought came to my creative mind.
Perhaps . . . Maybe the people in our neighborhood are rioting sexually.
With that thought, I took the bite and went to the city center.
But the soil is in my head. The further I went to the wall, the more the revolt intensified.
That is, there was no more revolt, there was a revolution.
I had reached the center of the city center.
I was wondering who Baba Ina was anymore.
What was the situation here?
An 18-year-old boy was beating a 70-year-old woman.
An 86-year-old man was having a 14-year-old girl. Two girls on one side and two boys on the other side were playing homosexuality.
I do not see the other two boys in the corner.
And . . . Sir, we were left wondering what kind of dirt to throw on our heads.
It was then that a boy passed by my car. I lowered the glass and called out
_Sorry . Brother .
When the boy came back, he gave me a look when I told him to catch ice and hit me on the joint. "Yes?" you were with me.
_Yeah . . Yes, honey.
I say here. . .What's going on ?
Slowly, he slowly came to the car and was knocking it down from head to toe.
Boy _ what are you wearing liver. And then he said in a lustful way - "Come and kill me."
What? My dear?!?!
He came to open the car door, so I closed the door earlier and raised the glass.
Oh God, die. Who was this? I'm about to be gay. (Not that you are not.) I was thinking that a beautiful girl passed in front of the car.
I quickly opened the door and wanted to go to the girl I saw. . .
O dust on my head, he went to work. All those around me were staring at me.
A girl shouted from a corner - "What are you wearing?"
A boy answered instead of me _ Are you afraid to make you a beautiful child?
Of course, in these moments, the egg was stuck under my throat and prevented me from giving them a firm and tooth-breaking answer.
Seeing this situation, I realized that there is no place to stay here anymore.
Slowly I slowly went back to the car where they were all running towards me.
Of course, I quickly ran away with the high speed of my operation and went into the car. But otherwise they would not have been careless. Left and right car.
An old woman said, "Come and do it for me, baby."
A boy said, "No, come and kill me."
A girl was saying from the other side. "No, darling. Come and do it for me."
Another boy shouted from the roof of the car, "Let's go and tie it up."
We were told that we had enjoyed it so much that we were so happy and we were being tricked into opening the car that
Yiiiiiii a man with a big body and a thick sybil jumped on the hood and shouted _ Come out I want to do you.
When I saw this, I screamed and jumped into the back seat.
_Brin gham shin dirt (read this with a special accent of Mohammad Reza Golzar)
I'm calling 220 now. Remember to connect your sister and mother together.
I got the number. How many beeps did I have to answer?
_ اح .اوه .ایه.اوف .بله؟
Wow, what were the sounds coming from there?
What are you doing, sir?
_Ah . Oh. I have, oh oh. اوف. Who am I?
_Janm? Once you are caught, you will catch a thief and a smuggler or someone.
_Oh, oh, oh. Oops, honestly. uh oh . . .
Get in pain. Get sick. Take your man and sit down and do the same.
And I hung up the phone.
God, what is going on here today.
The best thought was to go home so that things would calm down.
I jumped behind the pheromone and took its bite and walked towards the house.
The same thing continued on the way back.
When I got home, I took a deep breath. I told myself that I should call abroad and ask for help. I quickly went to the satellite, but when it was like this, what could be expected from there.
Every network I hit was full of sex and sex and sex and sex and not wait for the previous channel.
The saw is right for this cove.
Martikeh sits in front of the camera reading a book.
A phone number was written below the picture.
I quickly started counting with my mobile phone, which was one of the one hundred and fifty thousand new tomans, but it was enough of this SIM card. Our home phone rang. After dialing the number a thousand times, I decided to count with my home phone. I turned and Yaro answered.
_ هلو مستر.اکسکیوزمی.
_Hello dear.
_Hello dear ?! Excuse me, you are Iranian. Oh Asghar, are you sir? I said how familiar the look is.
Dear Azghar, who is it? I am Professor Einstein. And I am fluent in hundreds of living languages of the world
Be whatever you want, sir. Just tell me what's here in this world.
Professor: Nothing special, darling. Today is the day of hanging.
_ ها؟
PROFESSOR - Every year on such a day, the pendant emits waves that affect the brains of all the people of the earth and cause people to have a completely sexy day. Only on those who
They have a lot of intelligence, ingenuity and ingenuity, it does not work. It means me and you and a few other men and women.
(Intelligence, ingenuity, ingenuity. How familiar these words are. No, in the pizza I ate last night, intelligence and ingenuity were poured. That's right, that's why it was called a special pizza.)
Who else is Professor Oveyson?
Professor: My dear, this is another Iranian site
admin, lili naz, lili 20, ravie gham, mandegar I should have known that everything was under this.
Traitor).
Well, professor, what should we do now?
Professor_Nothing dear. You have to wait until morning. Tomorrow morning everything will resolve itself and people will forget what happened.
_Okay, professor, thank you for helping me.
Really Professor. Now anyone can do it.
_Yes, honey.
Even Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez is fine. Even Tom Cruise.
_ Ea, Professor. you too ?!
_no my dear . Do not think that I'm gay. I gave an example.
Saw the count of ghosts.
_Yes?!
_Nothing . I say you are right.
I said goodbye to the professor and sat down and waited and waited.
I was at home until the evening, but I was so bored.
I got up and went outside for a walk.
I walked to the end of the alley. I entered the street and saw people, followed me again and I ran away and returned home.
In short, in any case, we stayed up all night and slept happily.
I woke up early today. I looked at the clock happily. But I saw that he was asleep at 2 midnight.
Yiiiihu was scared of swelling when I remembered that yesterday, when he was asleep, I did not go to him anymore and his battery must have run out.
I got up and ate my breakfast cheerfully and wanted to leave the house when the phone rang.
_الو.
_ Hey Baby. I'm Professor Einstein. I called to tell you that Ovizon sent waves last night and today the world is hanging.
_ وای خدا ………………… .نه. . .
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