Fourteen Newton Rule: If you approach your family at the speed of light, the baby will be born first and then you will be satisfied.
A baba was in the last row of the Friday prayer, in the last prostration, he gets up a little earlier than the others, once he says with excitement: God, because of these two rak'ats of the prayer, I do not deserve all these blessings.
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"Sooti Sal" Master: Human sperm is rich in protein, vitamins and sugar. Female student: Excuse me, professor, so why not sweet?
A father eats a lot of chickpeas, cancer gets fart
Law 11 Newton: If you eat with the speed of light, you can give a nation and bread
The difference between a professor and a young man: A professor has a lot in his head, a young man has a lot in his head.
.Difference between giving and giving: If you give bad, you give one night, if you give bad, you give every night -
Be like a two-legged friend with an intimate friend that I only part with when I run
.Love is like a monkey: a charming white noisy… the end goes to everything
Fart similarity with girlfriend: You will be comfortable when you drop both of them
.Eat eat all eat. If the others do not eat, you eat. To eat. Eat my eggs, eat my juice at all …… .. Oh, watermelon is good for colds
Babaha is asked about the United States. He says: Well, once in Iraq, once in Afghanistan, I think he wants to go to Iran.
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The dead man goes to a wedding and sees that one package is worth a thousand, another is worth two thousand. Joe grabs her, pulls her credit card into the bride's chest
I have been praying for you for years / Every night until the dawn of prayer / Do you remember that you gave me / The three lessons of freedom, love and fidelity / They all did why I do not / Describe your beautiful flock / I will sink your dagger to the bottom / Throat of your gaze / If you do not bend, you will not go / Your footsteps are from this place
Until the new swearing:
Do not do anything, I will open my mouth and go to you… !!!
Do you want to put a hat on my head ??? I jumped in that hat that you want to put on my head… !!!
Three people-r-- Dan is up:
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Now I do not remember who you were, but you were there too… !!!
Degrees of insanity: Yeol, School, Shaskol, Kaskhl, Kasgij, Kasrat, Kasmikh, Kasmshang, Kasmagh, you!
They ask Yaro why he is not getting married. He says I have not found my favorite brother yet
Five features of Kir:
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- He turns his head for the sake of Islam
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- In the face of bad hijab, he grows tall
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- He looks at everyone with one eye
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- Go the right way
Sex Muzaffar Khan:
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- We kiss
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- We are naked
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- We become emotional
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- لنگ مي ديم high
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- We are right
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- We are sinking
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- Give me a handkerchief, Dad!
If you said why do girls hang mobile phones on their chests, but boys put them in their pants pockets?
Because the mobile phone has a good antenna both on the hill and next to the mast
If you see an old man leaning on a young man, Kirsh has penetrated into that hole
If he does not give up after 2 hours, he will have a stroke at the peak of pleasure
Ice cream in a funnel and someone licking their feet, but here and there
The worker is under work and the sweetheart is under the help of both complainers, but here and there
The raw clay and the girl's breasts are both old, but here and there
We asked God for a tree, he gave us a forest, we asked for a fruit, he gave us a fruit tree, we asked for money, he gave us a bank, when we asked, he gave you your number
Pull down your pants
Because Kerry's SMS is coming
Last night I had a dream, I hit you with a motorbike, I buried you, light is falling from your grave, I looked at the grave, I saw that my motorbike light was left in your grave
Dude, you go to the corner
The doctor says give me 5 thousand tomans and I will take it
Yaro says take 500 tomans, bend it and do not go forward
Hold it in your hand, then bring your head in front of the hole, slowly back and forth so that the curtain does not tear.
Wow, clean this ear
Newton's Rule 17: When does the speed of sound and light increase?
Answer: When Khayyat Lai gets involved
Enter the password to enter my heart
You entered the password incorrectly, you got on my back !!!
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Go next to the glass
You ate salt, you ate salt
Why did you put salt in you?
Nefrin 2007
God says what is meant by Ruth
Tell him hey, tell him hey
If you said what is it that men eat, women eat?
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ای بی ادب
It is a piece of halal bread
You do not have a king
There is no hole in the hole
You do not give it to anyone
You do not show it to us
Do not torment anyone
Kirsh 7-8 is obligatory
The most beautiful art is the art of making love
But more beautiful than that is the art of slow biting
On the wedding night, Yaro tells his wife to say sexy things and I will be provoked
Woman: Ham, La Pam! Yaro says how did this person leave the poets?
He reached the age of fifty
The pressure comes to several
Pressure comes to the testicles
The spear is out of order
The pressure comes to the knee
You turn your back on the lady
The pressure is on the roent
They stick to you
With insidious coughs
You go after each other
You say I'm going to die
The heir tells me
Pick up your phone again
Everything I call says: The subscriber you want is below you
Police arrest 110 boys with a girl and say: Is it a concubine or a marriage? He says he's cash
The child says to his mother:
How does Baba Mamana have children?
Dad says an angel comes and throws the baby in mom's skirt
The child says: Wow! You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh?
Yaro wants to sleep at night, he prays for the right to reach the rightful, when he wakes up in the morning, he sees that none of his children are there.
The child on the other side tells his mother where are you going at night when Baba Hey begs you to come back
There is a lot of dirt on your head - - - - - - - - - - - It is always in my heart
I went to that look— - - - - - - - - - - - - - I like dirt
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